New Option for Nice Farties

By The Fart Perp | October 25, 2007

If you want to call bullshit on a blogger that has written something that isn’t worth a fart for their post, but you do not want them to get Google bombed, you can submit via email an article link to us.  We’ll check out the permalink and get a snap short with snagit of the bad writing and publish the image instead of the link that would let Google Track in and blow up something that only needs to be farted on.

PS this article has nothing to do with botox My great great grandmother died of botox poisoning in 1914.  That is utter bullshit written to garnish incoming links from botox spammers.  ;) 

Today’s Example

Sportworld’s Blog  Pulls a Switcheroo - Not an article About Sports!

Today we’d like to point out Sportworld’s blog.  This particular blog has dozens of TnA pictures on it (not really nude just blah) Then all of a sudden, they have a dozen paid articles in a row.  Out with the girls in with the spam!  A paid blog tits and ass switcheroo.  So all of you porn hogs out there, sorry about getting blocked here with spam, but they do get a Farty nomination from us.  If you get off on paid articles, maybe this is the site for you!

Sportworlds-blog

To find Sportworld’s Blog you might get lucky if you google it or search through tblog.com best of luck with that

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Nominated For Excessive Use of Badgies Where a Header Should Be

By The Fart Perp | October 9, 2007

We’d like to nominate this blog, i think. i write…. - Bravenet Blog , for a Fartie for its excessive use of Badges (and ads above that) in places where they should have a header. 

rarejonrez

You actually have to scroll several levels below the fold to actually get past the badges and see the blog.

excessive-use-of-badgies

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Your Mother-in-Law needs to Organize Tools . . . Really?

By The Fart Perp | September 21, 2007

here’s a fun one (not really) Acid42 writes about how their (unisex names like Acid42 are difficult to determine gender, but who cares, they would probably lie anyway)

… writes about how their mother-in-law has so many tools that they need to organize them with a tool organizer, enter the sponsored link.

Two things make this a nominee

  1. The article chimes in at 110 words, just over the min required of 100
  2. The premise is a little tired as was the writer when they socked their mother-in-law with a tool organizer

acid42 

Acid42 is the Soft Asian Enemy » Organize Your Tools

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Don’t Just Sit There, Do Nothing!

By The Fart Perp | September 21, 2007

So we started up this site, had lots of good attention initially and then we did

 

NOTHING!

lol

That’s how it goes in the blogosphere sometimes, you get this GREAT idea, start to do something with it and fade before you even had a chance to materialize in the first place.

WELL NO MORE OF THAT!

We’ve got Farty Trophies, we have got splogs coming out our yin/yang, we’ve got close to 100,000 blogs out there filling up the internet with bad sponsored articles.  (We are not against sponsored articles, but we do want only good sponsored articles. )

So with out too much future adieu, we are going to start running FART PER POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So get read, bend over, Blow a loud one and send us your Fartie Submissions.

We are looking for bad, if not superbad sponsored articles.

Here’s a nice example to get you started.  Let’s call this the Almost Bait and Switch.  They almost made the effort to setup an article about something (baiting) and then they hijacked their own post to talk about the sponsors link, which they didn’t even do very well. 

This nominee is for A Tale of Two Mamas Blog article

Feeling HOT HOT HOT!

 

a tale of two mamas

This post is about nothing, but gets extra kudos because they talk about their dead cat Peanut before and after the post.  Real Estate is all about DEAD CATS!

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Introducing The Farties!

By admin | April 20, 2007

We would like to introduce a new Monetized Blogging tradition of events in the spirit of such great events as the Oscars, the Emmy’s, the Grammy’s and the Razzies.

We would therefore like to introduce The Farties!

Utilizing The Farties we can help the blogging industry improve by nominating and allowing bloggers to vote for the worst of the worst in various catagories such as:

 

Now Before we begin the nomination process, we would like to ask the blogging community to suggest additional categories for consideration.

Please leave your comments below with your suggestion, requests or recommendations.  (This is a Do Follow blog.  We mean this blog to operate in the spirit of good fun and so if you are nominated in our comments, its only fair to pass you a follow link.  But please No Self Nominations!)

Cheers!

The Perpetrator

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